I shall probably be the only one

I shall probably be the only one in the imaginary place called Hell. All my life I have never paid my tithes…

It’s completely inconceivable and I would have to be out of my mind to take a calculator and work out how much is 10 percent of my income and then take it to a man who opened a building and declared it holy and made himself the receiver of the money on behalf of a form fondly referred to as God…

Ten percent of my salary after 30 percent taxes paid to the government is certainly enough to buy one more dildo…

The Chinese just came out with a new one called The Forbidden Fruit Sensual Massager, and it’s available in vanilla and chocolate… Spoilt for choice I am!!