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That Girl with the Pen

  • Why is my electricity bill so high?

    After thoroughly scrutinizing my bills in the first step to becoming a millionaire, eliminate wastage seal the loopholes so no cents wasted theory I have come to the conclusion that America needs to invade a new country.   I just can’t understand how my electricity bill can be double my fuel bill. Any electricity producing…

  • Treat people as if this were your last day on earth.

    Anyone seeing me over the last one week would have been forgiven if they conclusively decided that I was on some sort of tranquilizers.   And you wouldn’t be far from the truth. For I was.   The worst sort. Propagated to each one of us through friends on Facebook and various social media. Oh…

  • Go Forth and Sin More

    It is unreasonable for any member of the clergy to demand morality from any parishioner. The church makes its money off the threat of hell. If people weren’t out there committing sins, they wouldn’t be running to church seeking forgiveness and throwing money in the coffers. (Richard Fish…)Sunday morning reflections…Therefore, Go forth and sin… Afterwards…

  • Bachelors are so Annoying !

    Bachelors are so annoying! So irritating! So juvenile! It seems that bachelors delight in feeding us with fake stories of how helpless they are in the house, in the kitchen, places which are necessary for survival… They can’t find matching socks but in the dark they know which of the condoms are strawberry flavored and…

  • Should I Retire at 40?

    At 40, I now feel qualified  to sleep in all day, take up golf, get a few trophies to show off… Go for brunch… And.. Go for Bingo night… Also, play board games… But kwa ground, vitu ni different. I just worked 18 hours in the last 24 hours. I am unable to stand up…

  • Forgive Yourself

    As we head towards the end of the year and make resolutions for next year, we will be taking stock of this year’s achievements. If you are like me, and didn’t achieve everything that was on your list, and you are not where you expected to be, just keep in mind this: To move forward,…

  • Your Rod and Staff

    When a woman is completely happy with her man. Her favorite scripture is…”Your ROD and staff, comforts me”Psalms 23:4End of quote…After a lot of research I decided to change my own well researched opinion follows…This part of the good book is fabulous. But they should edit and add money…”Your ROD and staff, and money comfort…

  • On procrastination

    Do you guys procrastinate like I do? A month ago I decided I was going to paint my living room black and I rushed that same day and bought the paint..Painting is really easy. I have watched about 20 videos on YouTube on how to tape off the parts you aren’t painting, how to clean…

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