Letter to a friend, This is straight from the heart, my dearest friend. I am on break at my lousy job, you know the one where I yell ‘Power off now sir, ma’am” and I thought I would take these fifteen minutes to tell you how much I miss you. There are several reasons why…

Being a man in a woman’s skin is not easy. Today I have to take my son’s car for an oil change and invariably the sleek snakeskin salesman will try to upsell me! He’s going to be like, ma’am your tyres are worn out, we sell each for only $70 exclusive of tax, then we…

Every year I make resolutions and work towards them. Inevitably I fail because I always have about 25 unrealistic grandiose items on the annual list…but it feels pretty nice to have the list. Well I noticed the manly man didn’t have any list and I started nagging him. Everyday I told him off about his…

Today we celebrate the life and legacy of civil rights activist Martin Luther King Jnr…   His most relevant quote for me is this one…   Intelligence plus character – that is the goal of true education MARTIN LUTHER KING JR   Speaking of education, today our schools are closed. However people are going to…

Unless someone has died, then it’s NOT bad news. That’s the stage I am at nowadays. So someone close to me texts me and says “Hey Jules, I have some bad news I really need to speak to you soon”. Then their phone is off for the next two hours and I am having pain…

I have come to the happy conclusion that mind or brain orgasms are way more powerful than physical sex orgasms. Therefore, I am hanging up my boots for physical sex. The boots are well used and have trod in dangerous waters, even.   His Pekness SS who admits to being a scoundrel and a reprobate,…

There was a time a man tried to take away my superiority complex by telling me that he loved me and he could only love me if I were humble and subservient like other women! Me & humble in the same sentence? Long story short, I told him, look here, there are a billion other…

After reading that article about cutting out milk from thy diet in order to stop farting unnecessarily, you know because of all that lactose intolerance stuff, I decided to eliminate milk completely.   On a sidenote, a few years ago, a certain white man who used to be very close to me had told me…