Jellef

That Girl with the Pen

  • My face and body also feel hot and dry..

    I am gravelly indisposed.   I have the worst dry cough ever. In all my twenty nine (29) years of life on this earth, I have never had a cough which makes me want to insert my fingers into my throat and scratch from the inside…   My face and body also feel hot and…

  • Girl you need to get some meat on those bones!

    I was sitting there with the madman minding my own damn business when he suddenly grabbed my thighs and yelled in my ear   “Girl you need to get some meat on those bones!”   A long time ago I didn’t use the f word. I was gracious graceful and cultured.   Even thinking it…

  • when God created me he used clay for future housewives

    Too bad I have to get out of bed now and go to work. I think when God created me he used clay for future housewives of rich men…somewhere along the way saitan introduced into me a rebellious spirit..a spirit that convinced me I am not meant to be dominated by another creature and humbly…

  • We strongly suggest that staff wear jeans and t-shirts

    Extract from the dress code at my workplace Any attire that is sexually suggestive is not allowed. Dresses and skirts may be worn but management reserves the right to decide whether it is appropriate. We strongly suggest that staff wear jeans and t-shirts. I am officially tired of wearing my two pairs of jeans… Jeans……

  • Hormones hormones you know…

    My posts…   I vehemently deny that they are laced with malice, aforethought or intentional or otherwise …   That’s the greatest advantage of womanhood …hormones hormones you know…   As for you men, what’s your excuse?    

  • Sometimes living in the glory of the past is what gets us out of bed

    I stopped by on Facebook to see if my account had been closed yet.   And also to check on my memories. Sometimes living in the glory of the past is what gets us out of bed, hoping that someday we would relive those good times   I am reminded of one of my favorite…

  • There has not been a good war for the last 8 years

    Back in 2017 I wrote this The continual pressure of population on subsistence has historically been relieved only by war, pestilence and famine. Malthusian Doctrine I have bad news for you. There has not been a good war for the last 8 years ever since Obama took over. It just therefore makes sense for the…

  • Looking like a cross between Brad Paisley and Keith Urban

    I am alive. And I mean alive. And I am relishing this feeling of being alive… After working for 15 hours straight I was finally allowed to go home. Not really dog tired but dog bored. So because I knew I would be going back to work after 6 hours I decided to stop at…

Follow Me On Instagram

@WillamSmith