Jellef

That Girl with the Pen

  • We strongly suggest that staff wear jeans and t-shirts

    Extract from the dress code at my workplace Any attire that is sexually suggestive is not allowed. Dresses and skirts may be worn but management reserves the right to decide whether it is appropriate. We strongly suggest that staff wear jeans and t-shirts. I am officially tired of wearing my two pairs of jeans… Jeans……

  • Hormones hormones you know…

    My posts…   I vehemently deny that they are laced with malice, aforethought or intentional or otherwise …   That’s the greatest advantage of womanhood …hormones hormones you know…   As for you men, what’s your excuse?    

  • Sometimes living in the glory of the past is what gets us out of bed

    I stopped by on Facebook to see if my account had been closed yet.   And also to check on my memories. Sometimes living in the glory of the past is what gets us out of bed, hoping that someday we would relive those good times   I am reminded of one of my favorite…

  • There has not been a good war for the last 8 years

    Back in 2017 I wrote this The continual pressure of population on subsistence has historically been relieved only by war, pestilence and famine. Malthusian Doctrine I have bad news for you. There has not been a good war for the last 8 years ever since Obama took over. It just therefore makes sense for the…

  • Looking like a cross between Brad Paisley and Keith Urban

    I am alive. And I mean alive. And I am relishing this feeling of being alive… After working for 15 hours straight I was finally allowed to go home. Not really dog tired but dog bored. So because I knew I would be going back to work after 6 hours I decided to stop at…

  • Would it be awkward to use my name?

    I have been searching for a pen name for my new book, a psychological thriller. I can’t think of a good name for a shrink in her 30s. Could you suggest pen names please? The shrink is a white girl, born in Britain, transplanted to America… Would it be awkward to use my name? I…

  • I should know by now. I should have made peace with myself

    On New Year’s Resolutions I just looked through my memories, thanks Zuckery, and there was nothing worth regurgitating… Historically, December has been a quiet month for me as I reflect on yet another wasted year. It’s the month I think about and plan grandiose events for the next year, promising myself that I will be…

  • Any man is part WARRIOR!

    The essence of human nature. Any man is part WARRIOR. Certainly they have evolved to the point where they are wearing suits and ties and cellphones. But there are certain primal qualities that will always be there…the most satisfying moment of their life will be when they throw and land a punch…forget the awards, academic,…

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