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That Girl with the Pen

  • On delusional soft life…

    On delusional soft life… The biggest con hustle nowadays is selling a course on how to succeed in kiang’o kiang’o and lead the ‘soft life’ I hate that word, which could be translated as ‘at first sight extremely fabulously wealthy until you dig deeper and discover the crying behind the camera’… A course on how…

  • On swines and bee vomit…

    On swines and bee vomit…   I watched a lot of videos on YouTube University in which many Chinese families partitioned off one bedroom at the back of the house specifically for hosting 5 to 10 pigs. Those pigs 🐖 provide a lot of money for the family. And they slaughter one for the family…

  • Woman, how do you dress for your man?

    Why do women think it’s Ok to get home after a long day, greet a man then take off the wig like it’s nothing?   So this wig is meant for the streets, while your man has to deal with you man to man at home?   This was a question asked recently by a…

  • It’s not wrong to covet other people’s people

    Sunday reflections…   Did you know that there’s nowhere in the commandments forbidding the wives / women from coveting their neighbours husbands?!   Now you know.   I copied the above from my friend Daniel and it makes perfect sense…   Now let me go covet people’s husbands.. But only those with Corvettes and Lamborghinis…

  • Will I ever be loved again?

    Despite my earlier proclamations of not believing in love ever again, experience tells me that I will love again. And I will be loved again. Now, maybe not tomorrow, and maybe not this year, but I will love again. Because I still believe in love. It is the greatest feeling ever. And can also be…

  • My relationship with White Jesus is fraught with denial and betrayal

    My relationship with White Jesus is fraught with denial and betrayal. I have denied him many times. He has betrayed me many times.   I understand he is being born tonight. And my people, the Africans are right now caught up in a frenzied celebration of the birth of the Israeli god.   And yet…

  • I met an old woman today. And it shocked me to the core!

    I met an old woman today. And it shocked me to the core!   Why would meeting an old woman scare me, you’re probably wondering…   Picture this.   Earlier today, in the afternoon I had gone to a certain office to seek services. Actually to apply for a job. There was an old woman…

  • Why do some men expect so little? And why do I never meet these men?

    Every single day, okay forget the few times I complain once in a blue moon, I am ever so grateful to whoever created or made me, that he/she chose for me to be a woman! As a woman, I am not obligated to pay my leisure bills. Here not talking about school fees or food…

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