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That Girl with the Pen

  • Lost Boa Constrictor (Snake) may still be on the subway

    Lost Boa Constrictor (Snake) may still be on the subway – YIKES!!! A lady named Melissa was wearing her pet snake, Penelope, around her neck like a scarf on the Boston metro’s Red Line yesterday, when suddenly, “I couldn’t find her anywhere.” Then she posted a “lost pet” notice on Craigslist…   Melissa told a…

  • My tummy has retreated

    The diet I am pursuing where I am no longer drinking or eating anything that has milk or milk byproducts is driving me absolutely bonkers. I didn’t realize how many products are drenched or dressed in cow’s milk.   I am also trying to avoid soda. I have been addicted to Coca-Cola for so long,…

  • If a man stops talking, and you don’t know what to say next

    Girls, If a man stops talking, and you don’t know what to say next, just repeat the last few words he’s said in a questioning tone of voice, as if you hadn’t understood him, and he will go right on talking, and tell you more and more. It never fails. That’s all. It’s simple, but…

  • The intent was to actually meet someone…

    Huge problem! I need help… Posted my profile on Tinder… You know, a picture and a write up… So many men in my inbox telling me “Hi, I just stopped by to tell you that you are an awesome writer. I haven’t had such a good laugh in a long time. Your self deprecating humour…

  • Someone who knows that you’re not perfect

    Find someone who isn’t afraid to admit that they miss you. Someone who knows that you’re not perfect, but treats you as you are. One who gives their heart completely. Someone who says I love you and means it. Find someone who wouldn’t mind waking up with you in the morning and seeing your wrinkles…

  • The inbox is sacred and shouldn’t be used lightly

    Well this is rather awkward!!! Facebook has all those stories at the top of the page and suggests that you play them all. Once you play a story you can comment on it, like write actual words or be lazy and post an emoji. What they neglect to tell you is that the comment that…

  • I guess it’s one of those days you just chill at home

    Martin Luther King day. Even though I know he had a dream I see no major celebrations ongoing. I guess it’s one of those days you just chill at home. Online I see folk not Martin’s race asking what qualifies someone to have a day named after him and a public holiday declared. Oh well…

  • “That’s not who I want to be”…

    Having read so many articles on how women make their men, as in being the force that elevates her man to the highest peak possible, I made the decision to transform the manly man and turn him into a successful man of the world. Presented my proposal of how to change him and his answer…

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