So help me God

When God created lawyers did he forget to equip them with compassion and love for fellow man? Certain encounters with lawyers have left a bitter aftertaste in my mouth. Even when you are about to be slaughtered they will tell you noooo my friend pay me this much and I will ensure you will not completely die…and when you are dead they will still tell you that no my friend you are not dead you are dreaming…oh lawyers attorneys advocates counsel whatever you call yourself…such wolves. I still dream of passing the bar and when I do…half of my cases will be pro bono…and I will be honest with my clients… I will still need to go to sleep and I would not want to be haunted by a web of deceit..

So help me God…