The intent was to actually meet someone…

Huge problem! I need help…

Posted my profile on Tinder… You know, a picture and a write up…

So many men in my inbox telling me “Hi, I just stopped by to tell you that you are an awesome writer. I haven’t had such a good laugh in a long time. Your self deprecating humour is wonderful. Hilarious. I hope you meet your match. Best wishes…

Or something similar…

Now, we all know I didn’t go on Tinder to entertain people. Or to show off my writing skills… The intent was to actually meet someone…

I need help rewriting my profile. Obviously you must write it in impeccable grammar… But be so tender, so woman, so humble, so marriage material, etcetera

Help! You have known me for a long time.. You know what I desire…

A rich generous loving Beau…