Do you ever cry when you are broke and you think of all the people who won’t give you money now but will donate plenty of money for the new suit you will wear in your coffin as you transition to a new world?
I do…
Tears of gratitude…
I thank you in advance…
It’s important to arrive in the next world well dressed…
And luxuriously boxed… Red velvet… No that’s vulgar… Line the box with white silk… Or 900 thread count Egyptian cotton… Pronounced “kadan”…
Perhaps it will be the first time I wear Armani…
How can I not be grateful for your kind gesture? A nice watch too if you please… If it’s not too much trouble, some new shoes… Lizard skin…. No… Alligator skin is more appropriate…
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