when God created me he used clay for future housewives

Too bad I have to get out of bed now and go to work.

I think when God created me he used clay for future housewives of rich men…somewhere along the way saitan introduced into me a rebellious spirit..a spirit that convinced me I am not meant to be dominated by another creature and humbly serving him…

Ooh my my how I wish I had been dainty and demure and humble…now all the arrogant rich men are taken…

Friends, my backpain can no longer supporr my arrogance. ..might you know of a rich chap wanting a future humble housewife that you could introduce me to?