On delusional soft life…
The biggest con hustle nowadays is selling a course on how to succeed in kiang’o kiang’o and lead the ‘soft life’ I hate that word, which could be translated as ‘at first sight extremely fabulously wealthy until you dig deeper and discover the crying behind the camera’…
A course on how to grow hair, how to grow your YouTube channel, how to get visas, how to migrate, how to…
At first I thought it was truly heroic and philanthropic to sell the information, but then my son asked me, think about it, would Gates sell you a manual on how to manufacture the phone? If he was making money, why sell you the manual at $20…
Am I making sense?
I once wrote a whole book on ‘Being Jellef’… 30 chapters on how I navigated life and kept up appearances…
Do you think there might be a market for this book on how to become me? Say yes or I ban you from here…
I could also quickly craft one on how I became a millionaire through selling cockroaches. I thought my eyes were deceiving me, when I read that Africans are buying one cockroach 🪳 at 5 shillings?
What are the cockroaches for? Are they the new quails?
Incidentally the pigs 🐖 group which I recommended on my wall, I had to left because I found all the “farmers” are now selling a PDF document on how to feed and grow and sell pigs. What a disappointment 😞
So what course would you sell? If it came down to it?
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