Betty Smith says…
“Relax! Out of your 5000 Facebook friends, only 10 or less will cry at your funeral. Do you and worry not what people will think or say about you…”
I know this to be true, as at right now…
Because I don’t know you people!! I haven’t met you. We haven’t broken any kola nuts at the table… You are just names and pictures.. I have no way of knowing whether the pictures are even of you…
Y’all strangers to me… And my burial will be a small private exclusive ceremony…
It beats logic however to be here talking to strangers. .. Lost my damn mind… As have you…
The other day a girl from West Africa brought this clearly to my attention. You and I are strangers as close as we seem.. I needed a document from a government office there. So I asked for her phone number to enable me transmit documents through whatsapp… She responded.. What kind of a fool am I to give a stranger my phone number? I unfriended and blocked immediately… We had been friends for at least 5 years… And she commented regularly on my updates…
It’s true… We are strangers.. And we are all fucking lunatics…
#AcceptsMoreFriends… Let’s get to 5000 iko nini!
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