I am going back to bed to hate on the woman I was fifteen years ago… A guy cheated on me and I forgave him and took him back! Honestly, what kind of low self esteem did I have? What was wrong with me? Many years later I cheated on good men to punish them…

Dear Diary   Ideally I should have written this on the 1st day of the month as normal people do. But as nature will attest, I don’t always do my stuff the way normies do. Sometimes I take the longer unjustifiable route. And shortcuts too…   As I was saying, I am giving it one…

Is the tradition for burying women in their wedding gowns still alive? I don’t have an appropriate gown!! Why didn’t I buy one? Why ever did I elope? Carrying my toothbrush first into the man’s house… Then one pantie, then a bra… Later a dress, two dresses… Claiming my space… No wedding gown!! No white…

NO MORE ‘SMALLING UP’ OF ME. No more meekly saying ‘yes’ When my heart is screaming ‘no’ No more taming of my feelings So my power won’t show No more hiding my exuberance From disapproving eyes No more watering down myself So my spirit won’t rise No more ‘smalling up’ of me Pretending I am…

Has your body ever looked so good you think it would be horrible of you and completely irresponsible of you to deny the world, nude pictures of you? Well, I have lost 10 pounds so far and I have never felt better in my life. I look so sexy I want to date myself! Well,…

At some point in the Bible, the shortest verse therein reads “Jesus wept” This was my favorite verse to recite those days my father forced us to go to Sunday school. They would always ask us which verse we had prepared and I would race to say Jesus wept, before another brilliant lazy mind did….

Remember when 30 looked so old? Remember when we were scared of turning grey? Just yesterday Tiffany decided, by her own calculations that I am now 28 years old. You are rather old mummy, she said. Oh to be 28 again. While that would be great, I hasten to add that the 20s are the…

For the wealthy any problem is defined as a temporary inconvenience, which poses some awkward moments.. For the poor, any problem is a chance to philosophy and write ten paragraphs giving possible solutions and wondering why that problem occurred… 😁😁😁 Temporarily, I have stopped being a philosopher courtesy of His Pekness… You can see how…