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That Girl with the Pen

  • These bots are working hard

    I haven’t even shared anything today and I received this notice. Today I have only done a Thanksgiving post. These bots are working hard. If there’s anything I don’t do, it is plagiarism. When I was at the university, the very first thing I learned was that when you copy something from someone, you must…

  • Men like to think they married an angel

    From Zucker memories… 9 years ago, the day Andrea kicked me out of Kilimani Mums group Like seriously I gave this advice and people took offense? Jameni, tell me what’s wrong with this post I made… I have seen a lot of girls crying over this so lemme give you the best advice I can….

  • I stopped controlling my tongue…

    The day I finally knew my future husband would not come from my Facebook friends, I stopped controlling my tongue… It’s so freeing to post whatever I want to post without thinking! Yes that is right… As I grew older I just say whatever comes to mind… But the most freedom came when I dropped…

  • Short brown men, I am here for you…

    Tall Dark Handsome men…   TDH…   And the myth creators lied to us over and over again that we were only supposed to desire tall dark handsome men which invariably led us to ignoring short brown men…   Short brown men, I am here for you… On behalf of the women, I say to…

  • Only 3 things! Says Chris Rock

    “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”   – Chris Rock  

  • My face and body also feel hot and dry..

    I am gravelly indisposed.   I have the worst dry cough ever. In all my twenty nine (29) years of life on this earth, I have never had a cough which makes me want to insert my fingers into my throat and scratch from the inside…   My face and body also feel hot and…

  • Girl you need to get some meat on those bones!

    I was sitting there with the madman minding my own damn business when he suddenly grabbed my thighs and yelled in my ear   “Girl you need to get some meat on those bones!”   A long time ago I didn’t use the f word. I was gracious graceful and cultured.   Even thinking it…

  • when God created me he used clay for future housewives

    Too bad I have to get out of bed now and go to work. I think when God created me he used clay for future housewives of rich men…somewhere along the way saitan introduced into me a rebellious spirit..a spirit that convinced me I am not meant to be dominated by another creature and humbly…

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